Great news! Pre-Orders for Static Cling, release date Friday, December 4, 2015, will open soon! The cover artwork for the fifth book in the Flood/Barnett saga hasn’t been done yet, so the above will have to suffice! Update when pre-orders are actually available coming soon! And here’s a rough draft of the blurb:
The dysfunctional Floods have fallen apart. Banished from the family home for a heinous act that threatened the life of her most beloved son, wicked matriarch Fionnuala Flood must live, exile-like, in a dilapidated trailer on the outskirts of town, Derry, Northern Ireland. She’s desperate to inveigle her way back into the family so she can rule over them once more with her iron rod and rapier tongue. Husband Paddy and the family wanted rid of her, but if Fionnuala has her way, she’s going nowhere. Like static cling.
When a hold up in Final Spinz, the dry cleaner’s where she works, leads to an accidental death, the ensuing investigation unleashes dark secrets that promise to bring her closer to Paddy, her mother Maureen, and the four children of her brood still in town. Or tear them apart forever.
Bestselling author Gerald Hansen’s fifth book about this remarkable family is like tossing your delicates, permanent press and some blood-stained old sneakers in together, pressing Hot, and watching it spin. Throw into the mix the return of a contestant from Safari Millionaire, some shocking DNA results, and Fionnuala’s plan for a new crusade, and Static Cling is another hilarious ride—part roller coaster, carousel and ghost train—that will leave you gasping, wincing and, most of all, laughing.