Cover for Gerald Hansen’s fifth book, Static Cling


Yay! Just in time for the holidays! Thanks to the fantastic MARCO MALDERA for the cover of the new book, Static Cling! Pre-Orders for Kindle and Nook are available now! Print book will be out Christmas week! We’ll keep you posted!

Barnes and Noble Pre-Order page

Amazon Pre-Order page

And here’s the blurb:

When a hold up at Final Spinz, the dry cleaners where hardened matriarch Fionnuala Flood works, leads to the death of beloved pensioner Mrs. Ming, the ensuing investigation unleashes dark secrets that promise to bring Fionnuala closer to her husband Paddy, her mother Maureen, and the four children of her brood still in town. Or tear them apart forever.

The dysfunctional Floods are ripping at the seams. Fionnuala, banished from the family home for a heinous act that threatened the life of her most beloved son, must live, exile-like, in a dilapidated trailer on the outskirts of town, Derry, Northern Ireland. She’s desperate to inveigle her way back into the family so she can rule over them once more with her iron rod and rapier tongue. Paddy and the family wanted rid of her, but if Fionnuala has her way, she’s going nowhere. Like static cling.

Bestselling author Gerald Hansen’s fifth book about this remarkable family is like tossing your delicates, permanent press and some blood-stained old sneakers in together, pressing Hot, and watching it spin. Throw into the mix the return of a contestant from Safari Millionaire, some shocking DNA results, and Fionnuala’s plan to save the world from evil, and Static Cling is another hilarious ride—part roller coaster, carousel and ghost train—that will leave you gasping, wincing and, most of all, laughing.

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